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title: 'Ask from Daniel Local: How about the story when Chris walked from the Hood
  River Office all the…'
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- amusement
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- locked out after restroom visit
- seven-mile walk in house shoes and light clothes
- cool cloudy weather 45-52 degrees
- gunshots near duck pond triggered run
- arrival at condo 8:30-9:00
- teller drove him back
summary: Chris locked himself out of the Hood River waterfront office after using
  the outside restroom and walked seven miles to the Mosier condo in house shoes,
  basketball trunks, and a short-sleeve shirt on a 45-52 degree cloudy day. He arrived
  around 8:30-9:00 and mentioned running the final half mile after hearing gunshots
  near the duck pond at the Mosier off-ramp. The teller recognized the feat as a masculine
  accomplishment, expressed admiration, and drove him back in the grey Xterra.
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- mosier-walk
- slippers-incident
- locked-out
- masculine-accomplishment
- slippers-adventure
- waterfront-sewer-plant
- waterfront-incident
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# Question from Daniel Local

How about the story when Chris walked from the Hood River Office all the way to Mosier in his slippers!

## Your answer

As I remember the events it was in March or April and Chris was residing at the intelligent net where waterfront office next to the poo plant the municipal sewer treatment plant down in the waterfront area and he had gotten up to go to the restroom which was outside of our 1500 square foot office down a around the corner across a catwalk and which used to be a heliport just coincidentally so it was a big open space and he had discovered in coming back....e his key with him so that meant that He needed to figure out a way to get back in and couldn't because there weren't any ways to get on to the exterior decks of our office except by going into the main through the main door so he ended up deciding to walk to our condo in Mosier so he only had his house shoes and basketball trunks and a short sleeve T shirt that he was wearing and it was about maybe 45 to 52 degrees or so and cloudy and you know not very windy but also not very warm and he walked the full 7 miles from the office to Mosier and then knocked on our door he was there about I don't know 8:30 9:00 or so and after me recognizing what the great achievement he had done he shared about running the last half a mile because at the off ramp to Mosier is a Duck pond on the south side of the freeway next to the off ramp and as he was walking up there he heard multiple gun shots and he thought they were coming from cars that were passing him on the highway so it scared him triggered him and he ran that last half mile to the condo so That was one of his masculine accomplishments that I admired him for having done and made sure that I told him that so I then gave him a ride back in our Grey xterra and unlock the door and he went back to bed for the day.